The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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