I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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