I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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