Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
Randomize
