theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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