i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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