We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
