Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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