Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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