He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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