can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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