is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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