Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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