When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize