I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You ruined the universe
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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