It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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