Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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