I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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