at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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