Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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