Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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