She's JV to your varsity
high people should be assigned attendants
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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