She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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