Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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