my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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