I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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