Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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