i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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