The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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