dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
