Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
