Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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