If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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