He had one of those small greek statue penises
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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