Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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