worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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