And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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