NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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