You smell like stripper and shame
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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