I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Is this like a preordered booty call?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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