But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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