is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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