Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Floor bacon is actually really good
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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