hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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