I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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