you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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