Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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