I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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