Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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