im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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