you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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