i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
there is glitter all over my balls
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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