Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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