would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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