Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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