We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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