my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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