Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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